Deadlock
Contract negotiations got off to a rocky start this weekend with the bar’s management accusing christophe le funk of ‘pulling a j-lo’ after initial requests for boxing-style introductions upon entering the venue were rejected out of hand. Turning up to the meeting wearing his paper mache ’superfly-weight’ champion of the world belt was probably the step too far, even for him.
The meeting went from bad to worse with christophe detailing his idea of turn the deejay booth in a ‘hot tub with waterproofed dj equipment’, complete with two scantily clad ‘towel girls’ to be ‘on hand’ at all times.
Chrisophe didn’t help his case by refusing to take off his shades and by insisting on talking in a barely audible whisper (and fake texan accent) and by wearing a ‘wildly inappropriate’ apache indian costume.
At this time the management have decided to decline all requests ‘with extreme prejudice’.
Time to play hardball.
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