basilika

Whin’ down to the Elbow Rooms in shoreditch this Saturday for what’s shaping up to be the toughest fought grudge match this side of York Hall between myself and Jaksoul. There’s been a whole lotta talk building up to this, the ultimate bantum weight beatdown. There have been unconfirmed sightings of Jak running down Camden High St wrapped in cling film, but he’ll need more than that to get match fit, I’m gonna put him in my pocket.

Expect some devastating disco re-edits to the body, some classic hiphop and boogie to loosen him upstairs, before I drop the shoulder and let loose the funky wreckingball (careful). The fight starts at 9, with my Winner’s party going on ’til 2. Show your colours people, here’s five killas lacing my gloves at the moment.

1-Sir Raymond Mang: number 1 - Epic rubbery disco that’s still making me do ‘the van dam’ behind the decks

2-The Shades: upside down - Sweet, sweet version of dirty Diana’s classic

3-Noisy Bunch: disco request - The Almighty Top Cat’s ‘Request the Style’ spanked over Mary Clarke’s ‘Take Me I’m yours’.  Lordy.

4-Sirius Mo: mailbox - Taken from the ‘Berlin Disco Hooligans’ Ep, which I understand is rare as Jak’s mum can be. It’s a very special dancefloor incendiarararary anyway.

5-The Quo: down down - The Quo + Devious Flatmate + 6.45am wake up call + ‘turn it up to 11′ = ‘down down, deeper n down’ lazered into my subconscious for an entire week. And counting.

Anyway, I’ve got skipping to do. See you all on fight night, perhaps someone would be good enough to give me a dj name. (Jaksoul need not apply).

Peace, c 2the t

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